Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet, we have a new dumb goddamn thing made out of bacon.
Yes, it’s bacon shaving cream.
When will the bacon madness end?
And if you answer, “when blogs like this one stop getting outraged about it, therefore not giving them the publicity they so obviously crave” well sir, to that I say OUTRAGEOU- actually, fair point.
But it’s still dumb. I mean, for crying out loud. Bacon shaving cream?
Oh who am I kidding. I can complain about it all I want, but the second somebody creates bacon shampoo, and they WILL, I’ll be right back here talking about it. Yes, I’m part of the problem. I apologize. Now who wants bacon gum?
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