We don’t see her chugging back the SoCo, so we can’t be sure that the obnoxious girl in this video is blitzed, but two seconds into her wobbly body language and slurred words… aaaannd it’s a pretty safe bet.
What we do know is that she is completely and profoundly annoying, whether it’s the wine that made her whiny or just terrible genetics. We also know that “only hookers” live on the other side of the door homegirl seems to be trying to break into. It is unclear if she is referring to her own apartment or not, but it’s totally plausible.
Here’s a 27-second video that will give all sorority girls a bad rep. Oh, and best of luck getting her grating voice out of your head.