We’ve nearly made it through another Thanksgiving and Black Friday greed and gluttony fest! We’ve definitely gained a little weight and if you encountered any of our six Black Friday shoppers to avoid you’ve probably added a battle scar or two. Time to grab some left overs and enjoy the dumbest Facebook status updates from this week. Oh and while you’re here, don’t forget to check out our new Gifts that Will Make People Hate You gallery.

1. R.I.P. English. (via whatspopularnow.com)

2. Someone hasn’t been paying attention in class. (via thedairyfairy.tumblr.com)

3. Ready, aim, *their*! (via flowrescent.tumblr.com)

4. What shirt? (via m0rganjess.tumblr.com)

5. You shouldn’t make fun of that disabled person. (via peaceful-peaches.tumblr.com)

6. That would explain the nutty flavor. (via lamebook)

7. Quick! Download a ‘break’ app! (via cahtoa.tumblr.com)

8. Actually, this is what ever Disney says it is. (via failbook.com)

9. From where, stupid school? (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

10. Staying in school isn’t for everyone. (via silencewillsetherxfree.tumblr.com)

11. Peek-a-poo! I stink you! (via youhavefailed.tumblr.com)

12. I have a feeling the other 97.3 percent of his life is just as exciting. (via failbook.com)

13. It must have fallen out of his Ferrari. (via daftyank.tumblr.com)

14. Quick! Copy and paste this in the next ten minutes and no one will think your a complete idiot! (via breathlessintake.tumblr.com)

15. They really need to get that Apple Maps fixed. (via merrillkaye.tumblr.com)
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