Thanksgiving is just on the horizon and families will be getting together to eat turkey and watch football. Sounds like a good time, unless you’re a vegan or more of a “Masterpiece Theatre” kind of person. If you are don’t worry — here are some funny Facebook status updates that’ll get you through the touchdowns and effects of tryptophan.
1. That would explain the nutty flavor. (via lamebook)
2. Quick! Download a ‘break’ app! (via cahtoa.tumblr.com)
3. This is what ever Disney says it is. (via failbook.com)
4. From where, stupid school? (via nodescriptionavailable.com)
5. Staying in school isn’t for everyone. (via silencewillsetherxfree.tumblr.com)
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