We met adult film star Alexis Texas, pictured, at the recent EXXXotica Expo 2012 — you can check her mad skillz in our Porn Stars Making Funny Faces photo gallery.
But we also interviewed her for our exclusive series The Dumbest Thing I Own which delves into what stupid possessions notable people have in their possession. We’ve profiled the likes of novelist Emmy Laybourne and comedy writer Joe Furey. Here then is our esteemed intern Rhon Flatts with the skinny on what secret stupid material thing this lovely young lady gets it on with behind closed doors.
Last year Alexis Texas walked home with three AVN awards, two of which were for Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman. But with oodles of awards to her name, won over her six years in the business, Alexis Texas isn’t just an accomplished adult film star — she is a regular gal. And like all humans, we knew she probably owned something really stupid.
Alexis gave us a behind the scenes confession about one of her prized possessions. After the jump, find out what it is…
Alexis is the proud owner of chopstick holders a/k/a a chopstick rest.
That’s right — she bought something specifically designed to hold her chopsticks between uses.
She affectionately gave her not-so-sexy accessory a sexy name: She calls them her “chopstick condoms.”
Oh, don’t act like it never crossed your mind to buy your chopsticks some protection.
You may think it’s dumb, but a fact’s a fact: Alexis Texas definitely knows how to take care of wood.
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