Hostess has gone bankrupt.  Boo hoo and whatever — we think there are at least five good reasons the Twinkie should die.  Of course there’s a lot of us out there who just want to stay in bed and whimper/sing, “Don’t Know What You Got Till It’s Gone” but we need to move on people! I mean come on, this is America! We can get our type 2 diabetes anywhere! Let’s all pull together in this moment of darkness and enjoy these most recent Facebook fails, shall we?  Yes we can and yes we shall.

1. Peek-a-poo! (via youhavefailed.tumblr.com)

2. I have a feeling the other 97.3 percent of his life is just as exciting. (via failbook.com)

3. It must have fallen out of his Ferrari. (via daftyank.tumblr.com)

4. Quick! Copy and paste this in the next ten minutes and no one will think your a complete idiot! (via breathlessintake.tumblr.com)

5. They really need to get that Apple Maps fixed. (via merrillkaye.tumblr.com)

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