Looking for a cuddle buddy during those cold winter nights…and only during those cold winter nights? Grandma riding your butt every holiday about when you’re finally gonna settle down and meet a nice young lady so you can procreate? A 33-year-old in Chicago found the answer on Craigslist! He only wants a girlfriend for the tinsel and dreidel time. Pass the gravy, start popping the corn — for ladies who want a hot meal and an all-expense paid ticket to dysfunction junction, this could be fun.