Ever since the election, disgruntled voters from a few states have filed petitions to secede from the union. If the people who posted these dumb Facebook comments live in those states, let’s hope they’re successful. Here’s a recap of this week’s dumbest Facebook status updates — plus five shiny new ones!

1. Don’t worry about it, Facebook.ru is totally secure. (via qoafosho.tumblr.com)

2. Duck face can actually land you in jail in some states. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

3. Another intelligent conversation on Facebook. (via bedazzledbodybag.tumblr.com)

4. I’m sure your english teacher will be relieved. (via lamebook.com)

5. Oh really? (via newrageinc.tumblr.com )

6. But not as funny as when people spell stuff wrong! (via thetransientghost.tumblr.com)

7. Looks like someone hasn’t seen the new “Lincoln” movie yet. (via redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com)

8. These are only a few of the unintended consequences of legalizing marijuana. (via srsly-just-get-in-the-van.tumblr.com)

9. You clearly don’t need school for that. (via youaresomoney.tumblr.com)

10. There is no age limit on stupidity. (via berryandrew.tumblr.com)

11. Sounds like you caught a nasty case of stupid. (via lamebook.com)

12. How about posting a dumb Facebook status? (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

13. Or annoying everyone around you. (via life-insane.tumblr.com)

14. This must be the dumbest game of reverse psychology ever. (via aneasybakeoven.tumblr.com)

15. That must have been one angry bird. (via unfriendable.com)

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