We’ve brought you the vegetable-based hotmixes of artist and editor Patrick Gallo before, when he offered up two funky, absurdist video love letters to Bok Choy and the Persian Cucumber.

Now he’s turned his creative energies to another under-appreciated denizen of the garden, the brussel sprout.

According to Patrick? It is KING.

Why does he make these videos? Your guess is as good as mine, but to be honest, I think this man has a genuine passion for vegetables.

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