It’s another bad week for Facebook as millions of shares in the company becomes unlocked for employees. As Facebook workers run for the hills with sacks full of cash for creating a world wide stage for idiots, the rest of us need something to take our minds off working our whole lives and getting nothing more than a crappy watch if very lucky. Here are five dumb posts that will help cheer up those of us not lucky enough to retire at 25.

1. But not as funny as when people spell stuff wrong! (via thetransientghost.tumblr.com)

2. Looks like someone hasn’t seen the new “Lincoln” movie yet. (via redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com)

3. These are only a few of the unintended consequences of legalizing marijuana. (via srsly-just-get-in-the-van.tumblr.com)

4. You clearly don’t need school for that. (via youaresomoney.tumblr.com)

5. There is no age limit on stupidity. (via berryandrew.tumblr.com)

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