Major props to the New York Daily News for this brilliant dumb sexy headline regarding the brewing scandal involving the FBI and former CIA director David Petraeus. For reference, see our Dumbest People to Have an Affair With photo gallery.
After the jump, view the whole dumb headline. And yes, I bought an actual physical paper in deep gratitude for this shard of morning amusement.
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