A hefty Pennsylvania man was arrested after allegedly waltzing into a Walmart naked and stealing a pair of socks. The best part? Customers continued to walk by as if it was completely normal to shop in the buff.
If I ever found myself naked and broke in a Walmart parking lot I’d grab some socks, too. Then I’d take a trench coat and a king-size Snickers bar to sustain me through a fun-filled evening of flashing my neighbors. If this sounds up your alley, don’t miss the video.
NUDE ON TAPE: 300-Pound Man Strips, Steals Socks At Walmart
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