The most wonderful time of the year is coming! Oh really? Because according to our research it’s not gonna be all, “Ho Ho Ho” it’s more like, “ho ho — HELP!!!!”
It’s true. While you have visions of sugar plums and Hanukkah gelt dancing in your head — all we see is your early demise.
So before you decorate that deadly tree, go on a final ride ever to grandma’s or give a crappy gift that might make someone murder you — check out our informative and scary-ass gallery.
If you don’t click below — go ahead, have a cup of egg nog. Just let us know where to send flowers first, OK?