Hey drama kings and queens — there's a better chance you'll be sexully violated by a purple squirrel than you have making it as an actor. And by "making it," we mean not waiting tables and being invited to the same parties as Robert Pattinson.
Oh but you were the lead rabbit in your high school's rendition of Alice In Wonderland and your yearbook voted you Class Thesbian? How special. But before you try to challenge us, thus choking on your In-N-Out burger, read these 5 awful things nobody tells you about the magical land of acting.