We are fans of amusing fruits and vegetables.
Who could forget The Love Potato?
No one, that's who.
Well now we have an exclusive photo of a very naughty organic pear.
Two photos actually — one even wronger than the other.
Of course, to witness it you'll hafta click through.
NSFW if you work in a place that frowns on viewing x-rated natural wonders.
TAH + DAH!
And now, for the most awful dirty sexy shot of a babe born from the tree or shrub genus Pyrus…
You are very welcome. Hope you will come back daily so that the lucky pear anus will forever start your day off right.
PS Thank you to Purple Dragon for delivering my sexy produce even in the wake of Superstorm Sandy.
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