We are a great nation.
We are a beacon of freedom and hope.
We have opportunity, democracy and free shipping from Zappos that curiously often comes with a surprise upgrade to overnight.
But there are a few things we do that aren't so smart. From working too hard to eating crap to being scared of sex — United in Stupid We Stand.
Grab a bucket of your favorite fried whatever and check out the full list now.
Photo gallery: Dumbest Things only Americans Do