Halloween costumes say a lot about you and the folks wearing 'em.
You're faced with a horrifying zombie, a dumb witch, a slutty pirate and a completely inappropriately dressed children's cartoon character. Which one is most likely to gab your ear off about stocks and bonds? Who will try to stab you in the butt with a plastic fork? Who will maybe, possibly by you a drink, and most importantly, which is more prone to take you to Pleasuretown after last call?
Get all the answers you need here with the seven types of Halloween costumes and what they say about you and the cute Rainbow Brite you'll be chatting up at the cookie table tonight.