During the last full moon, we reported here that World's Dumbest star Danny Bonaduce had been bitten by a crazed fan.
As the author of what experts would agree is the pre-eminent werewolf survival manual in the country, I noted on Twitter at the the time that Danny was bitten on a transformation date, and we should keep an eye on him during this month's full moon cycle. Now, this week, we see this gruesome image on the cover of the official World's Dumbest Facebook page:
HOLY CROW, IS DANNY BONADUCE A WEREWOLF??!
If he is, we wish him nothing but the best, and remind those werewolf haters out there that provided he keeps himself locked up for his full moon cycle, he can continue to be a productive member of society, assuming you define "being a wiseass on World's Dumbest" as "productive."
We certainly do.
Either way, we need to wrap this up, as we're busy in the studio laying down some tracks for our new Partridge Family parody album, "C'mon Get Hairy."
Happy Halloween, all.
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