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Haunted houses shouldn’t have a safe word, but this one does

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Being near-suffocated with a plastic bag, walking barefoot on a condom-covered floor, witnessing a simulated rape… it's the stuff nightmares are made of, and it all happens at the Blackout Haunted House.

The rules state that you must enter alone, and you're offered a safe word just in case you feel a very real dribble running down your leg. Just reading about the scary stuff that goes down makes me need to, erm, run to the restroom.

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