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20 reasons it sucks to be a dog on Halloween

October 30, 2012 4:48 PM | permalink

Posted by Tina

Being a dog on Halloween is the pits — just ask these dogs.

While kiddos get to stuff their faces with excessive amounts of miniature candy bars and adults are allowed to run rampant in sleazy pirate outfits, our four-legged friends really get the poo end of the stick.

Canines get adorned in embarrassing costumes all for the amusement of their human. The same human who is supposed to love, cuddle and feed their pooch has resorted to humiliation and torture in the form of dumb toddler-sized Halloween garb.

It's not fair. Just ask these miserable dogs who have become victims at the hands of their masters' creative impulses and bad tastes.

20 Reasons It Sucks To Be A Dog On Halloween

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