When disaster strikes, it's our American right to deal with it by getting completely schnockered. Hurricane Sandy's being a completely hobag? Show the Frankenstorm who's boss by breaking out the top-shelf vodka and 2007 bottle of wine.
Every time you hear the words "weather advisory," take a gulp. "Finish your drink" if your neighborhood is forced to evacuate, because ya gotta evacuate, dumbass. These and dozens more dumb Hurricane Sandy drinking rules here. Read it quick before your power goes out, yo?