Just a few days until the sluttiest scariest holiday of the year!
Costume shops are now filled with row upon row of sexy nurses, slutty witches and skanky Strawberry Shortcakes. Not to mention the "sexy" stock of overpriced fishnet stockings, toddler-sized tutus and hideous platform heels.
And then there are these horribly unsexy "sexy" costumes that really get it wrong. Sorry but Osama Bin Laden, Spongebob Squarepants and Big Bird won't ever be a turn-on, no matter how much boobage you show.
25 Unsexy Sexy Halloween Costumes
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