Sheila Eubanks, pictured, allegedly tried to bail from work but when her elaborate scheme was uncovered — she confessed, was arrested and later released on $10,000 bail.
What caused San Antonio police to doubt the story of a woman found tied up in the backseat of her own car? And what job is so bad you’d kidnap yourself instead of going?
Actually, if your boss has had it with your dubious sick days — you might do worse than abducting yourself but you should totes read the whole story so you learn from the mistakes of others.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go purchase some rope.
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