Telling teenagers they simply cannot have sex is like telling them they can't have a creme-filled cookie — they'll want a piece of it even more.
Abstinence-only education leads with the belief that kids actually listen to adults in the first place, and it gets dumber from there with these seven stupid abstinence campaigns.
Take Derek the Abstinence Clown, for example. This creep makes children lie underneath him while he juggled knives as a way to demonstrate that using condoms is risking your life. This is not how 40-year-old virgins are made — it's how future therapy bills are made.
The 7 Stupidest Ways We're Promoting Abstinence
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