Congratualtions to Adele! The 24-year-old singer just gave birth to her first, a baby boy, with her boyfriend, 38-year-old Simon Konecki.
No name has yet been released and we know some parents have a hard time picking that perfect moniker.
As we are experts in dumb celebrity baby names and the dumbest things parents do, we thought we could be of assistance. Names like Ava and Aiden are way too common for famous first borns. Names like Pilot Inspektor and Seven Sirius tell the would you are unique and rich enough to pay the other kids to stop teasing yours.
Here we go with our very best celeb baby boy name suggests! You're welcome Adele:
10 Dumb Name Suggestions for Adele's Baby
1. Pissoff
This is a great baby name for someone who gets chased around by the paparazzi as much as she does. Imagine how she could be free to yell, "PISSOFF! PISSOFF! How many times have I told you not to do that? Pissoff!"
2. Snikyetdy Bootlegg-Z
She's famous enough to pull this one off.
3. Han-sol
Multi-cultural, sounds a lot like Han Solo and is also the name of this adorable kid who is also Kim Jong-ils grandson. You could do worse.
4. Chachi
This under-used dumb name might just spell happy days for Adele.
5. Free
Why re-invent the square wheel? It worked for the son of this celebrity couple.
6. Likeyou
This way she could always tell her mysterious ex-boyfriend that she founded someone Likeyou.
7. Pumpkin
Celebrities are very influenced by location (see: Brooklyn, Tennessee) and things that are in the environment (Keith Richard's daughter Dandelion). So Pumpkin might be the perfect dumb name.
8. ERG#$$TU)(%y
This one would keep them guessing, and perhaps prevent tabloids from writing about him because spelling it would be so annoying.
9. Zylon Lord of Halfhinkindor
Powerful — kind of Harry Potter meets Kal El.
10. Adele Jr.
The junior suffix is so darn patriarchal. Let's see Adele buck that trend.
