Stolen cell phone photos of a rather portly man thought to be a Chinese gangster have circulated online. The tattooed alleged thug can be seen lounging on fancy cars, chillin' with his piles of money, showing off his designer man bags and cuddling with his furry puppy. How… gangster.
Memo to Dumb Gangster: If you're trying to appear intimidating and scary, leave the pets out of it. Also, can we see you do the Gangnam Style dance?
Click here to view the so-called gangster's personal photos.