OK- rest easy.This girl does NOT get her head ripped off by a train.

If this girl gets her head ripped off by a train, this video does NOT go the "whimsical YouTube video making the rounds on the blogs" route, it goes the much less-viewed, under reported "evidence" route.

That being said, HOLY F*##BAGS, THIS CHICK ALMOST GETS HER HEAD RIPPED OFF BY A TRAIN.

Language is NSFW unless you're at work and something ALMOST RIPS YOUR HEAD OFF. I happen to think dropping an eff-bomb or two is OK if you or a friend is almost killed.

And people say Dumb As A Blog doesn't help people.

There you go kids. Don't stick your head out of train windows.

You heard it here first.

(h/t The Sideshow)

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