In last night's presidential debate Barack Obama and MItt Romney duked it out over a host of topics ranging from the economy to immigration. The only topic that didn't make it into the debate: Why can't boyfriends be more like the new iPhone? Fortunately we have that covered, plus a few other burning dumb topics that the moderator was too afraid to touch.
1. And really bad with directions. (via nybod.tumblr.com)
2. Awkward History 101. (via unfriendable.com)
3. At least they didn't take you for a brick. (via epi-taph.tumblr.com)
4. Sorry, I can't hear you over how 'murican this post is. (via spider-stu.tumblr.com)
5. I'm sure the people who died from malaria would disagree. (via flowrescent.tumblr.com)
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