Love being scared by a creepster with bad makeup and a mumbling problem? Don't we all!
If you enjoy piddling on yourself in a dark corner while a spooky, bloodied stranger lurks nearby, then consider one of these 13 haunted houses. Dubbed the best in America, these fright fests promise a freaky good time.
Don't say we didn't warn ya when you feel a little warmth running down your leg.
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