In last night’s vice presidential debate Joe Biden called Paul Ryan’s comments about foreign policy “a bunch of malarkey.” Whether you agree or not I think we can all safely assume that the Facebook comments listed here are totally full of shi — uh, we mean, malarkey. Here’s a round up of this weeks dumb Facebook comments plus five new ones that’ll make you laugh more than Biden did during the whole big dumb debate. 

1. I wonder if he got a headache from smashing his head against the keyboard. (via wastetimewastingtime.tumblr.com)

2. It looks like you should stay in high school. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

3. Kind of sounds like my last family reunion. (via baradad.tumblr.com)

4. His taste in music is like your taste in men: terrible. (via soundslikeheather.tumblr.com)

5. This is what happens when you let someone with the mentality of a 6-year-old dress themselves. (via amandab821.tumblr.com)

6. Looks like this guy got his moving information from Apple Maps. (via kayborromeo.tumblr.com) 

7. That’s what happens when you sleep all day. (via lamebook.com)

8. Losing blood fast! Must post on facebook before I pass out! (via thuylovebot.tumblr.com)

9. You should test that theory. (via whatagrump.tumblr.com)

10. And the distain of everyone on Facebook. (via tonofpendle.tumblr.com)

11. Something tells me you should be scared. (via rizplease.tumblr.com)

12. I hear “Jaws” is pretty good. (via amandab821.tumblr.com)

13. This Facebook status makes you a bad parent. (via highlycaffeinatedspice.tumblr.com)

14. I agree, you are no Einstein. (via thumbpress.com)

15. Sounds like a deal! (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

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