Poor Unfortunate Souls I guess I'd understand if you couldn't find a hefty sized "Little Mermaid" costume. But you can't even get a plus-sized Ursala the Sea Witch? [Boing Boing]

Broad Street Hoodies Buffalo was ROBBED. [CBS Philly]

Herbie Comes Out Methinks he doth protest too much. [Tosh.0 Blog]

Don't Pass Out On This Deal Granted, I am not a pitchman on QVC. Still, if I was, and I passed out while selling something, I'd appreciate my co-host, oh, I don't know, turning off the hard sell? [Huff Post Weird]

Denied Mitt, Supplied It Yes, it's a fart joke. But it's a fart joke from a CELEBRITY! [Twitter]

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