You'd think the funniest dumb tweet would be about Columbus Day, right? You'd be wrong. Congratulations Kerri Kenney and thanks all 500 million of you for playing!
I just farted while literally cutting the cheese. I've entered some kind of low level matrix.
— Kerri Kenney (@KerriKenney) October 9, 2012
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