Do cribs prepare babies for doing hard time behind bars? Look at little Ella here — she doesn't want to escape — she thinks Alcatraz is awesome!
Yes, this babe really is at Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary.
Now I want you people to look at this photo every time you consider wasting your money and filling up landfills buying yet another piece of colorful early development plastic baby crap. Because a crapper and cell block walls? Clearly that's all any kid needs to have a party.
Image: Sarah de Gaudemar