Tit For Tat What's the best way to fight breast cancer? Have a stroke. [Happy Place]

SnuffaShutUpagus Rick Santorum said something last night about killing and eating Big Bird. Not kidding. Here's another Santorum gem, Not sure how we missed this one. This guy won the Iowa Caucus, by the way. [Huff Post Politics]

Way Down In A-Hole OF COURSE America wants to read an academic study about the word 'asshole.' I mean, that's settled. The only question now is, "which one?"  [Slate]

Darth Non-Reader Interesting (and devastatingly nerdy) article points out that in the Star Wars universe, everyone may have been illiterate.[Tor.com]

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