Chris Tsakis, pictured, is a radio personality currently heard on both satellite and FM radio. Monday – Friday he's co-hosting Freewheelin' on Sirius XM 106 and every Tuesday he has his own show, Aerial View on WFMU out of Jersey City, NJ.
Chris T., as he's known, is also the long-time MC of the Coney Island Mermaid Parade — so you know he's seen a peck of dumb stuff.
But what is the dumbest thing he owns? I asked, got a pic of it and the full 411. Read on to find out what it is!
Meet Mr. Nibbles, pictured at right, the dumbest thing Chris owns. We needed to know more:
How long have you had him?
Since July 5, 1998.
Where did you get him?
Yard sale in Sherman, NY.
Where is he located in your house and why?
Now located on a wall of my garage. It was in my bedroom but got kicked
out after being (unfairly) blamed for a carpet beetle infestation.
Does this dumb thing bring you joy or regret?
One from column A, one from column B. Mr. Nibbles, frozen as he is time,
reminds us all of the temporal nature of our physical selves.
Thanks so much to Chris Tsakis for playing! Stay tuned for more thrilling installments of The Dumbest Thing I Own right here on Dumb As A Blog.