Instead of take-out Americans may be taking themselves out of ordering delicious cuisine for awhile.

A Chinese restaurant in Kentucky was shut down after customers dining at the buffet observed a garbage can with leg and hoof sticking out being rolled into the kitchen while the owner allegedly mopped up the trail of blood as he went.

The customers complained and the restaurant was shut down after a health inspector did indeed find a deer in back.  The owner claimed he didn't know he was doing anything wrong and was only planning on feeding his family the freegan fare.

What's worse is that you know every Chinese person in America is doing a facepalm right about now.  In college, I studied Chinese and worked waiting tables at a Chinese Restaurant in Vermont.  The townies who ate there were always spreading a totally false rumor that a "friend of a friend" had once seen the owner's father chasing a stray cat down his driveway.  Or sometimes it was a raccoon.  Or a possum.  Basically this idiot dragging a bloody can with hooves sticking out is totally making it worse for every Chinese restaurant in America.  Thanks a lot, dude. 

Oh well.  More lo mein for me.

Dead deer found inside Chinese restaurant [WTVR.com]