Why spend $80 bucks on a bedroom toy named after Peter Cottontail's pop or a Sarah Palin blow-up doll when you can make your own masturbation fun with things lying around the house?
All you really need is a toilet paper roll lined with a rubber glove and a trashbag filled with your dignity. Then you'll be on your way to Pleasuretown in no time.
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