Photo Finish How Google image search made this well-dressed gentleman "a world famous moron." [Cracked]
Race, Color and Creed When Walter Cronkite made his famous observation that the Vietnam War was unwinnable, some observers thought it marked the beginning of the end of President Lyndon Johnson's career. This is nothing like that. [The Atlantic]
General Tso's Roadkill Forget about 15 minutes from now. After reading this, I'll never be hungry for Chinese food again. [Huff Post Weird]
Get Rich Or Go Blind Tryin' Did you know that the rapper 50 cent has a series of helpful tips on how you can stop masturbating? But what if you can't stop masturbating to 50 Cent? [The Village Voice]
School Daze Say what you want about this guy, he made calculus class interesting. [News Busters]
