Coke Zero As Rick James once said, Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Now don't do so much that your nose caves in. You better believe there's a picture. [Gawker]

Video Lame Whaaaaaaaaaat? Blowing into your old Nintendo cartridges not only didn't help them, it actively damaged your games. [BroBible]

This Guitarist Has Chops If you do a Google Video Search for the term "Pork Chop Song" this is what comes up. I learned this because I work on the Internet and suddenly wondered if anyone had ever written a song about pork chops. I was NOT disappointed. [YouTube]

Furniture Fornicator What's worse than someone leaving their couch on a curb, abandoned and unloved? Someone coming along and "loving" it. You heard me. [The Smoking Gun]

Legitimate Rake Big news! One of our founding dumb-bloggers Susie Felber is back writing for us after more than a year off! What was she up to for all that time? She was very busy doing super important show-biz jobs. Also, she was a dancing leaf. [Bentley Seeds]

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