Forget zombies. We're on the verge of losing the comfort of greasy, artery-clogging, floppy meat sticks. Pork costs are rising, and pig farmers are in trouble. Sadly, this means less bacon for everybody. I blame Burger King.
Get the scary story in full here.
Global Bacon And Sausage Shortage 'Unavoidable,' Says Trade Group
[via HuffPost Weird]
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