If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. 50 shades of awkward. (via lamebook.com)

2. And you still got it wrong. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com)

3. Actually, without the Norse Gods, Tuesday – Friday would just be 'day'. (via fbfundies.com)

4. Future isn't looking very bright. (via frerardandgerardssunglasses.tumblr.com)

5. Dumb people problems. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com)

6. "My knows" this post is really dumb. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

7. Shouldn't this be on Craigslist? (via tastefullyoffensive.com) 

8. A moment of silence for our fallen brother. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com)

9. Sense. (via 1000lines.tumblr.com)

10. It sounds like the lights are on, but no one is home. (via cupofzup.com)

11. Maybe it was Tupac? (via f-url-names.tumblr.com)

12. How about a girl with some basic grammar skills instead? (via call-isto.tumblr.com)

13. Some men just want to watch the world burn. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

14. Macaulay Culkin: home alone as an adult. (via panda-kills.tumblr.com)

15. Look at this dumb muggle! (via sweet-sougirl.tumblr.com)

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