
Junk Food I'm not wild about eating Japanese. Especially when it has nuts in it. [Huff Post Weird]
Democracy Inaction The community of users on Tumblr display the uncanny political insight that members of the millennial generation are known for. [Buzzfeed]
Balls To The Wal I miss the good old days, when weird pervs would have sex in the aisles of locally owned and operated mom n' pop stores. [The Smoking Gun]
Let's Not Hang What's dumber than Clint Eastwood doing a Bob Newhart routine with an empty chair at the GOP convention? A texan who "lynches" a chair in his front yard.[BroBible]
Slow Food Movement How long has the Internet been around? And we're only getting to see Gallagher in slow motion today?!! [Videogum]

