Carlos Romero (pictured, left) is extremely upset over the fact that his state of Florida frowns upon zoophilia. You see, he was accused of having sex with a donkey named Doodle.
"I want my donkey back," Romero says. "I paid $500 for her." The guy also says he prefers his ass because he's not "a people person." Click here for the disturbing story (and interview) in full.