No Means I Do Todd Akin's wife compares her husband's campaign to, you guessed it, rape. Say what you want, I think it's sweet they found each other. [Salon]

Here's My Point Forgot the security code to your fence? No problem, just hop on over! I'm sure those giant sharp spikes on the top will pose ZERO problems. [Capitola Patch]

Politically Incorrect The nation is buzzing about Mitt Romney's "47 percent" remarks. Here are some of the most well thought-out ones, from celebrities. Here's my favorite, from Glee's Cory Monteith: "Whoops!" [Us Weekly]

Anti-Viral  Call Me Maybe mashes up with Gangam Style, or the musical equivalent of a joke on The Borowitz Report. [Mashable]

Gone Fishin' Finally, a beauty pageant even dumber than the crowd from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. [Huff Post Weird]

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