Dumb In A Million You know what they say about the lottery, you can't win it if you're not in it. Of course, you also can't win it if you're too stupid to check to see if your number came up. [NY Post]

Meme-practical Jokers The Impractical Jokers has a meme generator! We went with a Bane quote. [truTV]

No Facts, No Problem  Congressman claims he "doesn't care what fact check says." Oh, OK then, just make up whatever you want. Cool. [Think Progress]

Net Reminder I'm not a huge sports fan, but if you're a soccer goalie, you don't throw the ball directly into your own goal, right? Help me out here. [BroBible]

Gran-pa/Contra Scandal Oliver North says he plans to give all his grandchildren guns. If that's the only way his grandchildren will release their hostages…OK, I guess? [WIOD]

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