If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Fortunately it doesn't take 140 characters to spot an idiot. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

2. Someone needs to stop day dreaming during their science classes. (via stupid–facebook–posts.tumblr.com)

3. The scales are not tipping in her favor. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com) 

4. Two people who clearly haven't thought this through. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com) 

5. Facebook would be full of losers. (via lamebook.com)

6. Was Chad Kroeger attacked by a pack of badgers? (via backtowhereyouveneverbeen.tumblr.com)

7. It's been a long five years but she finally made it! (via blaine-alicious.tumblr.com)

8. Try flying in a 747 built by an amateur, then we'll talk. (via fbfundies.com)

9. Love is blind and apparently dumb too. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com)

10. People don't own cats, cats own people. (via jeffy316.tumblr.com)

11. The real "How I Met Your Mother". (via lamebook.com)

12. Another bias liberal 'fact' ruins a perfectly good Facebook status! (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

13. I was going to say something about this Facebook fail, but nevermind. (via unfriendable.com)

14. A hacker's dream. (via crue-slut.tumblr.com)

15. Just wait 'til he sees the photos she uploaded. (via rawritsalexisss.tumblr.com)

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