The Not-So-Great Train Robbery A drunken man falls on the subway tracks and another man leaps down to help! Oh, I'm sorry, did I say help? I meant "steal his valuables and leave him on the tracks as a train approaches." [CBS News]
At Least He's Not Singing I guess you could choose to not click this link, but then you won't be magically transported to a timeline of John Mayer's love life. [CNN]
Guinness is Good For You The new Guinness book of World Records is out, and Huff Po has the slide show. Yes, there is a very large hot dog on display. [Huff Post Weird]
Karate Chick Say what you want about Chik-Fil-A, but at least that place won't throw you into a metal cage and beat you bloody with fists and feet before selling you a piece of chicken. [Tosh.0 Blog]
Curses! Brobible has two and a half minutes of celebrites saying the F-word. Headphones up, culture fans. [BroBible]
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