If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Was Chad Kroeger attacked by a pack of badgers? (via backtowhereyouveneverbeen.tumblr.com)

2. It's been a long five years but she finally made it! (via blaine-alicious.tumblr.com)

3. Try flying in a 747 built by an amateur, then we'll talk. (via fbfundies.com)

4. Love is blind and apparently dumb too. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com)

5. People don't own cats, cats own people. (via jeffy316.tumblr.com)
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