Ghost Busted If you show me a company that can make super-realistic holograms of deceased celebrities and still go bankrupt, I'll show you a company that was too dumb to market a Marilyn Monroe-James Dean 3D sex tape.[CNN]

Full Service  When I was a kid, I remember a car wash where, if you paid for ten car washes, the car wash gave you a free one. A free CAR WASH that is. [Huff Post Weird]

Look Right After You Leap You know how everything seems to be the next "planking" and then it isn't? I think "leisure diving" has a real shot. [Izismile]

Oakland A-Hole What's your favorite part of former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco's anti-big government article? Mine is when he says the last good President who was "good for the nation all-around" was the one who presided over a civil war. Read the comments for added hilarity.  [Vice]

Hog Wild Did they say bacon shortage? There better not be a Star Wars or kitty-cat drought or the Internet might not pull through. [BBC]

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