Never Forget (The Kardashians) Every other news channel honored the fallen heroes of 9/11 this morning with a moment of silence. Over at NBC, they asked Kris Jenner about her new tits. Can we have a moment of silence for NBC? [NY Magazine]
Lethal Injection First off, no one has been convicted of anything here. Still, even reading the words "injected his penis with silicone," leads me to believe someone is being extremely stupid. [Crime Library]
Hug It Out Are we aware of the pizza shop guy who bear-hugged the President? Well, people are supposedly boycotting his shop now, because that's totally a valid response to something? [New Times]
Cheeseburger in Paradise I see how it is. A guy can't even relax nude on the beach with a cheeseburger and a pair of 3D glasses? [Huff Post Weird]
Preaching To The Choir Personally, I'm only singing "God Bless America" 910 times today, but then again, I hate America. [The Mercury]
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